LOLjanitors are so mean to me D: help?

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that there is every indication that The janitors shows a complete lack of foresight. What's far more relevant is that The janitors is not known for interpreting facts rationally or objectively. For openers, The janitors says that women are crazed Pavlovian -dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. I suppose that's all I have to say in this letter. If there are any points on which you require explanation or further particulars I shall be glad to furnish such additional details as may be required.